I’m not usually one to talk about how I get lucky, but I feel compelled to share this story with you. It’s important to me that you understand just how easy it is to get laid when you really need it. You’ll see just how much time I wasted on less than stellar methods. Until I finally got myself into contact with women who were more than happy to hook up with me and my friends during a long weekend.
Full disclosure: I’m not going to reveal the names of my friends as their girlfriends and the fiance will absolutely kill me for publishing this if they find out. However, I’m doing no harm in explaining the situation and keeping things lock tight in terms of names. That said, keep on reading to learn what happened last weekend in Dallas, TX. Seriously, it was a weekend for the books!
The Instabang Dating App Saved A Bachelor Party I Recently Attended
It all started with the bachelor and a crew of our best bros partying in Dallas. Picture the wolf pack from the hangover, only a lot tougher. There were five of us in all, and we all knew that we had to get our friend laid before he committed himself to just one girl for the rest of his life.
Getting married is a very big step. It might be the biggest step many people take. You have to say goodbye to the old properly, or you’ll never quite get comfortable with your new oath to love, honor and cherish. At least that’s the vibe all my married friends give off lately.
Anyway, we piled into the car and headed to The Lodge. For those of you not in the know, it’s a strip club that’s legendary for the number of loads dropped into its strippers. If you ever find yourself there, chances are that your night is going to end very well.
I took it upon myself to start flirting with five of the strippers. Yes, I took one for the team and did so to lay the groundwork for some naughty time after the place closed down. Things were going well and the sealing of the deals was imminent until one of my friends knocked over an entire pitcher of beer. It splashed all over the girl and she was pissed. She complained that her platform heels were ruined and you can say that propositioning ended there. Needless to say, the dumbass got us kicked out for being too drunk. I could have killed him.
With boners in our pants and money to spare, since it didn’t end up in any panties, we headed back to the hotel room. We spent way too much time looking through Backpage and craigslist until we finally found a girl who said she could take on a group in her ad. We called her up, told her to grab some ice to use on her pussy after all five of us destroyed it, and invited her over. She didn’t even make it through the door. She was butt ass ugly and looked nothing like her picture. We saved our money and told her to crawl back into her sewer.
One of the guys suggested the Instabang Android app and we were out of options. He had apparently used it before, so we gave it a shot. Not only were we able to find someone, but she had friends who were looking for cock as well. We didn’t even need to call her and give out a phone number. We were able to message her right there and set up a meeting at the bar.
Fast forward to just twenty minutes later and we’re at the Dallas bar talking to the hottest girls we had seen all weekend. They were funny and horny, and I don’t think a single one of them wore any panties. Needless to say, we had a few shots, shot the shit, and invited them back to our hotel room. The party never stopped and the booze never stopped flowing.
(Fat chance…nope, you’re NOT getting pics of them as I made a deal with my boys that we’d not exploit any of these girls during our weekend partying.)
It got really late and the girls never even bothered trying to go home. They simply chose their beds based on who they wanted to fuck, and that was that. Three of us, including the groom-to-be, fucked the shit out of them all night and walked them to the door in the morning. Best weekend ever.
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